10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP