10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"