10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels