10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.