10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003