10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack