10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio