10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."