10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.