10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.