10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."