10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003