10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim