10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."