10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.