10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.