10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.