10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders