10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers