10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"