10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob