10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for loners.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson