10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.