10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event