10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion