10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts