10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.