10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."