10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones