10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."