10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP