10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."