10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Fook the floosh droo!