10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.