10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson