10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.