10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth