10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.