10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "All-in, bitches!!!"