10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event