10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!