10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe