10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes