10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fold and live to fold again
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You have to piss with the dick you have