10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.