10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth