10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Why not, when some because there are three.