10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel