10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway