10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."